AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*deep breaths*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

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(That's all. Really. Sorry.)

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Edit: I had to take out some Gs and some Hs and some !s.
Somehow, my soul died a little. )=

You know it's going to be a great day when your stomach cramps in a weird way, making lunch makes you want to throw up, and you aren't even sure you want breakfast.

Going to be a GREAT day. >___<

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I've been informed that I did not include the most important portion of the conversation I had with Mag and Roundeye. So. Here it is, in its entirety, as the portion which I was told should have been included makes no sense without the rest of it. (All typos are as they were sent to me. (; )

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Poe
I just got an email from my ex. O_o
We broke up in 2001.....
He sent it to my *work* email....

Mag
Nice, tell him he's a douchebag

Roundeye
Really? What?...Is he looking for his favorite sweater after all these years?

Poe
Okay. Two things. XD
1. Mag - yes. He really was when he terminated our relationship. How did you know? (;
2. Roundeye - How did you know I had his favorite sweater in my possession when he broke it off? XD
Seriously. I'm sitting in my classroom, giggling hysterically over y'all's esp. (;

Mag
Well what does he want? An ass kicking?

Roundeye
He probabally knows he was a fool to let you go and wants to tell you he is sorry for being a douche.

Poe
Mag - well. If you'd asked me 8 years ago, I'd have said, yes. He needs an ass kicking. At this point, I'm not sure what he needs. I'm not sure what he's expecting, either. It wasn't the best - termination - of a relationship. We'll put it that way. (It's not that it's a long story. It's more of "Do you guys really care?" (; )
Roundeye - I guess that's possible. Not sure I'm going to be forgiving that though.

Mag
Well I'm kia saying if there's an asskicking needed. I would be happy to oblige , not just an enforcer in game

Poe
Last I knew, he lived in *insert state here*. And it was 8 years ago. Meh.
Not sure he's worth the gas mileage/money.
(I think I would pay money to see the look on his face though. "You're here for - what?" "Enforcing!" *wham!* XD )

Mag
Don't worry after puttin the hurt on him, ill make him pay for gas

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These are my boys. See why I <3 them? (;
Can you say someone has offered to drive cross-country to lay on a beat down - and then extract gas money from said person - for you? (;

(I never thought I'd be able to say that. XD )

And, yes. It was Mag who determined all of you needed to know that he would get the guy to pay for his gas. (;

(Last note: State was edited out to be posted here. Mag knows the state in which the ex lives. I'm not sure why I edited it for you guys. Meh. (= )

I wasn't sure if I wanted to make this a private entry or not. It's - not - for now. So all of the internets gets to enjoy it! :D

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So.

I got an email from the ex-boyfriend yesterday. For those of you who have known me a long time, you will be aware that said ex-boyfriend broke up with me in 2001. By phone. After I spent two weeks at his place. Which is 1000 miles from mine. And then was dating another girl a week later. (No. Really. I'm not kidding. I got it from a reliable source. His roommate at the time. He was/is a good guy. The roommate, that is.)

Anyway.

I got an email from him.
To my work email.
He and I have not really spoken since 2001. He emailed me once before at my work email. Again, I say - he and I have not really spoken since 2001.

Have you asked yourself the question yet? "How did he have my work email?" (There you go. You knew you wanted to ask.)
Answer: He googled me, found me on my school website, and found my work email there. Because Goddess knows *I* didn't give it to him.

What did this email say? "Just thought I'd say hello."

Okay, seriously. Buddy.
You broke off that relationship. You picked up a new one and your life went on. It is now 8 years later.
What the hell are you expecting out of me?

Now, my boys were cracking me up yesterday.
For those of you not in the know, I have three people I email during the work day on a regular basis. It's a daily email that all four of us reply to.
I play World of Warcraft with all three of them. Two of them are male They are the boys. My boys. Whatever. (;

In any event, I shared with them that I'd gotten this email...

Mag: Nice, tell him he's a douchebag
Roundeye: Really? What? ...is he looking for his favorite sweater after all these years?

Keep in mind, I've never talked about the ex with either of them. They really knew nothing about him at all. Mag had no idea the ex actually behaved like an asshat. And Roundeye had no idea that I kept the ex's favorite sweater when we broke up. (No, really. I did.) I think I laughed for a good five minutes straight. I'm laughing now. Apparently, they know all. They are connected to my brain. Or they are just psychic. Who knows. But it's pretty funny, eh? :D

Anyway. Wonder what the ex wants.

Odd.